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Four More Abs!

Vice President Kamala Harris raised more than $100 million ahead of her first campaign rally in Wisconsin on Tuesday.

“That means that Kamala Harris had a bigger opening weekend than ‘Twisters,’” Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday’s “Late Show.”

“Oh wait, hold on, hear me out, no more ideas, this is it: Glen Powell becomes Harris’s running mate. I guarantee — I guarantee he will attract suburban women, and I already have his slogan: ‘Yes, We Glen.’ Four more abs! Four more abs!” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“I’ve got to say, it was refreshing to see a presidential rally without a single wrestler from the 1980s.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“In fact, the turnout was so large that organizers said they had to move the rally to a larger venue. Wow, needing a bigger space for your rally used to be Trump’s whole thing. Maybe she should take something else — maybe she should start selling her own celebrity Bible. But instead of Lee Greenwood, it’s Beyoncé — ‘The Beyble.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

The Punchiest Punchlines (The Switch Up Edition)

“I’m a little worried because since Sunday afternoon, I haven’t been that worried, and that is deeply troubling. I personally blame our next president, Kamala Harris.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Earlier tonight, President Biden gave a prime-time address from the Oval Office about his decision to drop out of the race. Basically, on Sunday, he broke up with the country over text, and tonight, he met us for coffee to explain.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Yep, Biden delivered the address, although it was hard for people to focus with Kamala’s interior designer in the background.” — JIMMY FALLON

The Bits Worth Watching

Matt Damon and Jimmy Fallon led the “Tonight Show” audience in a singalong to “Sweet Caroline.”

What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night

The comedian and actor Marlon Wayans will appear on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

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Chappell Roan’s star has risen so quickly that the pop star scrambled to upgrade to larger venues on her summer tour.