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Better Luck Next Time

While in Scotland on Monday, President Trump told reporters he’d never “had the privilege” of visiting Jeffrey Epstein’s island.

“Trump’s staff was like, ‘A simple no would’ve been fine,’” Jimmy Fallon said.

“Trump said he was invited to the island but didn’t want to go. I get it — it’s so annoying when you get invited to a destination crime scene, isn’t it?” — JIMMY FALLON

“Trump was like, ‘I’m sorry, what I really meant was I never had the honor.” — JIMMY FALLON

“[imitating Epstein] ‘Hey, Donald, want go to the island this weekend?’ ‘[imitating Trump] Well, first of all, Jeffrey, thank you for thinking of me. Unfortunately, that’s the weekend that the teen pageant that I bought is installing the indoor security locker room cameras.’” — JON STEWART

“[imitating Trump] Sadly, I never had the honor of dining with Jeffrey Dahmer.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Privilege was not the word you wanted to use. ‘[imitating Trump] A trip to that terrible island was sadly not an honor that was ever bestowed upon me.” — SETH MEYERS

“‘Privilege’ makes it seem like you never turned down an invitation. It seems like you were checking your messages every day in hopes one was forthcoming. He’d be like, [imitating Trump] ‘Any calls from Jeffrey?’ ” — SETH MEYERS

The Punchiest Punchlines (Ball-Drop Edition)

“Last time I saw a ball-drop that obvious, Anderson and Andy were hammered.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, on Trump’s caddy moving his ball to a better position during a round of golf in Scotland

“When the going gets tough, the tough pay someone to cheat for you.” — JON STEWART

“It turns out golf has rules, and one of them is that if you lose a ball, you take a one-stroke penalty, and you have to hit again from the previous spot. Plus, a serious player would always drop a ball themselves, rather than leave it to a caddy. In his defense, Trump has not seen his own balls in years.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“It’s just refreshing to see someone cheating without being at a Coldplay concert.” — JIMMY FALLON

The Bits Worth Watching

Las Culturistas co-hosts Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers presented Stephen Colbert with an award for Best Future Podcaster on Monday’s “Late Show.”

What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night

Alison Brie will discuss appearing in the new horror film, “Together,” with her husband, Dave Franco, on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”

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