Subway safety doors are coming to platforms in New York.

Aaron “toe the line” Judge will be overseeing the project. …

Most NYC hotels are already booked with asylum seekers.

If the White Sox can find a couple of vacant rooms and Judge sits to nurse his big toe, this may be a good spot for an upset.

The Yankees’ Clarke Schmidt struggled early this season, but he’s pitched well of late.

Schmidt shut out the Mariners for 5 ²/₃ innings in his last start.

Chicago brings a modest three-game winning streak to The Bronx, and Lucas Giolito has won two of his last three.

We cashed with the Yanks the night Judge crashed, but we will take the White Sox for $50. 

Stubbed my toe again.

Shane McClanahan was too good.

Tampa’s ace allowed one run over six strong innings, pushed his record to 9-1, and the Rays topped the Dead Sox 4-1. Loss takes us back to -873 oilcanboyds.