Good news, New Yorkers!

If you and that special someone enjoy eating in the gutter while watching a picture-perfect skyline of scaffolding, “Curbside Dining Restaurant Week” has begun.

“The solution to your losing ways is clear: Keep picking the Yankees.”

— Digger

They’ve treated us well this season, Dig.

The Tigers are at the Stadium.

Detroit and the Yanks have similar records, but the fat Cats are in a much better position, sitting comfortably atop their division.

Lately, maybe a little too comfortable. Casey Mize has given up 13 runs and 25 hits over his past 20 ¹/₃ innings.

The Yanks’ Will Warren has allowed 11 runs in his past 36 ¹/₃ innings.

Will play $50 on Warren and the Yankees (-155, Fanatics Sportsbook).

First pitch: 6:40. Royals didn’t show until 9 p.m.

Slade Cecconi no-hit K.C. for eight innings. Guards crowned the Royals 10-2.

This jabroni picked against Cecconi. Down -811 alfrescos.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.