Sold! The Buss family has agreed to sell the Lakers for $10 billion. A rare rookie card of the Pirates’ Paul Skenes went for $1.1 million.

Kurt Cobain’s “Nevermind” guitar, autographed and smashed, sold for $595,000.

Lennon and McCartney’s “Baby You’re a Rich Man” lyrics sold for $65,000, and Stitches’ autographed photo of Harry Styles fetched $2 on eBay.

Took a loss when I had to pay for the shipping.

Unfortunately, Hunter Biden is still waiting for an opening bid on his collection of paintings. 

On the road again. The Yanks’ Allan Winans (remember him? You’re not alone) makes his 2025 debut after winning once from eight starts the last two years.

The Reds start Nick Lodolo. $50 on the Yanks (-125, BetMGM). 

The Rockies win as often as Hunter Biden sells a painting.

Arizona took a 2-0 lead, but Mickey Moniak hit a three-run homer off Brandon Pfaadt, and the Rocks charmed the Snakes 4-2.

Ouch! Down -274 rembrandts.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.