There are plenty of reasons why Mets players want to leave New York.

Add “no takeout utensils or condiments” at NYC restaurants to the list…New York, Texas style.

Mayor Adams said NYC will no longer accept migrants.

That didn’t stop hundreds of dejected asylum seekers from sleeping outside the Roosevelt Hotel Sunday night.

Some good news.

The city installed giant hi-def screens so they could watch the U.S. Women’s 0-0 draw with Portugal at 3 a.m.

NO GOOOAL! Better news.

If Stitches wins the Mega Millions, all migrants will be invited to Casa de Stitches for a celebration. Utensils and condiments will be provided.

Okay, Yankees. It’s August.

The last place Bombers host the Rays. Carlos Rodon looked sharp, limiting the Mutts to one run over 5 2/3.

Tampa’s Zach Eflin was mauled by the Marlins for five runs.

Play $50 on the Yanks (-105, BetMGM).

Feels like we are 0 for 20-something picking the Padres.

After a 2 hour and 20 minute rain delay and a pack of Rolaids the Rockies won 4-3 in ten innings.

San Diego loaded the bases with nobody out in the top of the 10th but came up empty. Down -972 winfields.