Stick a fork in ’em; they’re done.

What a week.

The Mets, Yankees, Giants, Jets and Sen. Robert Menendez from New Jersey have all been eliminated.

Start spreadin’ the blues.

They’re leaving today…

Final home game for the Yanks. All fans — what’s left of them — will receive a free slice of humble pie and wet clothing courtesy of what’s left of Tropical Storm Ophelia.

If they play, Clarke Schmidt has been consistently inadequate, coughing up 13 runs over his last 21 ¹/₃.

The D’backs’ Merrill Kelly held the Giants to one run in the desert, but the Mets — yes, the Mets — scored seven runs over five forgettable frames at Citi Field two starts back.

C’mon, Yanks. Send Aaron Boone home a winner. $50 on the Yankees (+100, BetRivers).

Phold up the tent. Mets were no match for the Phillies. 5-2 the final.

Nick Castellanos took Jose Butto deep. We’re in deep.

Down -1,227 felixmilans.