“Yes, I’m already gone. Already gone.”

The Eagles’ Glenn Frey could not have summed it up better.

The Eagles’ Jalen Carter spit on Cowboys QB Dak Prescott and was ejected after just one play.

ConSTITCHuent Don Reed: “Hey man it’s been a long season.” 

“Love your witty, funny column. Especially the names you put at the end. Frank Messer was especially cool. Hadn’t heard that name in a long time.” — Dennis 

Glad you enjoyed them, Dennis, because this is the last-ever Stitches.

After tonight’s lottery draw, I will be up 1.8 billion beach balls. But just in case … 

If the Yanks are gonna catch the Jays, they can narrow the gap this weekend.

Max Scherzer (3-0 last four starts) vs. Luis Gil (2-0 last five starts).

Bet $50 on Yanks (-145, BetMGM). 

It was over faster than Jalen Carter can launch a loogie.

Jake Irvin allowed five runs in the first frame. Cubs zapped the Nats 11-5.

Down -811 spitballs.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.