This is why we can’t have nice things …

It took years to undo — and I’m not yet sure it’s undone — but the most preposterous legal intrusion on sports — the legalization of unfair play, the antithesis of sports — has come to a judicial end.

The conspicuous, dangerous, flabbergasting, legislation to legalize game-fixing of female sports — high school through the Olympics — to be altered then destroyed by the hypnotized “woke,” including the unconditional support of a detached, fantasy-fueled President Biden, became another clear and present case of the hideous twisting of ideology in order to supplant reality that has persisted since Adam FaceTimed Eve.

So President Trump to the rescue. “Jessica” — the muscular 6-foot-2 former guy who plays front-row ball and face-smasher on the girls’ high school volleyball team — has, for the moment, been ruled out.