Good morning, Boston! Get your baked beans, Boston cream pie and Sam Adams ready! It’s Patriots’ Day!

If you’re not running in the Boston Marathon or crawling from baah to baah, the Red Sox will be playing the White Sox at Fenway. First pitch is at 11:10 a.m.

Chicago’s lineup is worse than the Dream Team that boarded the Blue Origin 11-minute space jaunt this week.

But Katy Perry did a nice job landing the phallic-like craft, and the Chisox did pick up their first road win of the year on Easter Sunday.

The Bosox hand the ball to Walker Buehler on this foremost holiday.

The White Sox’s Jonathan Cannon is 0-2, but Cannon fired blanks at the A’s for 4 ¹/₃ frames last time out this past Wednesday.

Play $50 on the road ’dog White Sox (+245, DraftKings).

This game was over faster than the Blue Origin flight.

Trent Grisham homered on the third pitch and that was all Max Fried needed.

The ace two-hit the Rays for 7 ²/₃ and the Yanks blanked Tampa 4-0.

Winner. Down -79 badbunnys.

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