“Yo, did you hear me? I said stand clear of the closing doors!” Rapper Cardi B has recorded public service announcements for the MTA.

Among the messages you may or may not be hearing: “Hey you, with the Mets cap. This ain’t the 7 train;” “You gonna get a room or what?” “Pickpocket alert;” “Attention illegal immigrants: ICE is in the house.”

Last weekend.

Cade Cavalli shut out the Mets for five frames and has lost once from nine starts.

Plenty of good matchups but none better than the White Sox and Nats.

Play $50 on the Cavalli and the Nats.

Robbed!

No, not on the subway. Here are the ugly details.

Nick Lodolo tossed a two-hitter for 6 ¹/₃ innings, and the Reds led 2-0.

The Pirates picked up a run, and I’m thinking our winning streak lives another day.

And then … Noelvi Marte set a new vertical-leap record and robbed Bryan Reynolds of a game-tying homer in the ninth inning.

Reds 2, Bucs 1.

Loss takes us to -620 kenttekulves.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.