The White Sox are in Cleveland, and I haven’t been this excited since Zambia beat Japan in the opening round of the Women’s World Cup.

Couple of spot starters in the Sunday matchup.

Jesse Scholtens goes for Chicago.

Xzavion Curry for the Guardians.

Play $50 on the White Sox.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Somebody get the door!

The Yankees’ Anthony Rizzo is out with post-concussion syndrome for an injury he sustained May 26.

Two months from now, Stitches will be out after repeatedly banging my head against the wall after watching Giancarlo Stanton try to score from second on base hit.

Turns out, the Yankees didn’t need Stanton’s run or Rizzo’s bat as they went on to defeat the Astros, 3-1.

Nestor Cortes was nasty in his first starts back, allowing one hit (a homer) over four frames.

Jake Bauers and Gleyber Torres went deep for the Yanks. Win takes us to -1,058 oscargambles.