Our Declaration of Independence. Most magnificent document ever written.

Maybe then King George’s reaction to it would’ve been “so what else is new?” After the year before’s bloody Battle of Bunker Hill, His Majesty only declared: “The Colonies are in rebellion.”

Must be what all kings named George say. Even the current version’s take on Meghan’s temp Prince Puny.

Back to the New World. With Biden’s possible influence peddling, our country’s tis of not him! Not really what dudes Jefferson and Washington thought we should do. Like a not nice habit.

Conspiracy is if two or more plan an illegal act, and take steps to bring that to fruition. Former Donald friends concerned about themselves have testified. Lying could jeopardize their freedom.

Furtherance means criminal conspiracy. In the meantime there’s druggie Hunter, coke baggie in the White House, President banker Biden, the shredded FBI — plus Kamala who thinks she’s heading the Red Cross.

Fear is progressives taking over. Calling ours a weak “banana republic” smells like American Marxism. A downward spiral helps them. And TV anchors repeating the same stuff is like rearranging furniture on the Titanic.

Military hero Benedict Arnold, commander at West Point, tried to hustle us. He opened his mouth to a British spy. Branded a traitor. What happened to that spy next who cares. But he was probably the great-great-great-great-grandfather of President Biden.

On to the entertainment scene:

Elvis’ grandkid Riley Keough has not left the building. “War Pony,” which she co-directed, opens at the Angelika. Deals with Oglala Lakota people growing up on Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota. Real Native American cast.

“Oppenheimer,” three hours about WWII’s atom bomb, didn’t include his 1904 birth to a secular Jewish NYC family, educated at Manhattan’s Ethical Culture School, graduated Harvard summa cum laude in three years and partying with Einstein.

Remember Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway in “Bonnie and Clyde”? London figured this shoot ’em up’s a musical. After two seasons on a West End stage “Bonnie & Clyde” is touring UK and Ireland. Poor little USA who made the film only gets Broadway Records’ London cast album tomorrow.

Disney’s “Haunted Mansion” — Owen Wilson, Rosario Dawson, Danny DeVito, Tiffany Haddish, scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis —hopes to scare audiences.

Jamie Lee: “Trapped in a crystal ball I’m welcoming foolish mortals into the ghost realm. Over decades seems I’ve been on that same ride 40 times.”

Tiffany: “My character’s a medium tapping into her powers. I tried that ride when I was younger. Thinking we had real ghosts I thought: ‘Walt Disney knows God.’ ”

No offense to God but CGI helped this a little. “Haunted Mansion” cost $7 mil in ’69. The scarier newie, more “boo” than “boo-hoo,” has a $160 million price tag. 

So much redo nostalgia around, soon we’ll have a Shakespeare festival titled “Abbott & ­Othello” — only in New York, kids, only in New York.