1997, Rolling Stone named Florida State University student Bert Kreischer “the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country.”
26 years later, he’s still going strong.
Kreischer, 51, is now one of the biggest comedians in the country and midway through his ‘Tops Off The World Tour’ that runs all the way up until July 2024.
Along the way, he’ll bring the party to Rochester, NY’s Blue Cross Arena on Dec. 6, Newark, NJ’s Prudential Center on Dec. 8, Albany, NY’s MVP Arena on Dec. 10 and Atlantic City, NJ’s Etess Arena at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino on March 16.
And if you want to see the comedian that often tells wild stories shirtless, you won’t have to break the bank.
At the time of publication, our team found last-minute tickets going for as low as $35 before fees on Vivid Seats.
Other shows on the sprawling North American run start anywhere from $38 to $111 before fees.
Curious how much tickets cost for the gig closest to you?
Keep reading, Bertie boys and Kreischer kids.
We’ve got everything you need to know about the latest leg of the ‘Tops Off The World Tour’ below.
All prices listed above are subject to fluctuation.
A complete calendar including all tour dates, venues and links to the cheapest tickets available can be found here:
| Bert Kreischer tour dates | Ticket prices start at |
|---|---|
| Nov. 29 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA | $71 |
| Nov. 30 at the Scope Arena in Norfolk, VA | $55 |
| Dec. 1 at the Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Winston-Salem, NC | $51 |
| Dec. 2 at the EagleBank Arena in Fairfax, VA | $35 |
| Dec. 3 at the Berglund Center in Roanoke, VA | $48 |
| Dec. 6 at the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester, NY | $59 |
| Dec. 7 at the DCU Center in Worcester, MA | $58 |
| Dec. 8 at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ | $44 |
| Dec. 9 at the Amica Mutual Pavilion in Providence, RI | $70 |
| Dec. 10 at the MVP Arena in Albany, NY | $53 |
| Jan. 18, 2024 at the Tucson Arena in Tucson, AZ | $48 |
| Jan. 19, 2024 at the Don Haskins Center in El Paso, TX | $53 |
| Jan. 20, 2024 at the Frost Bank Center in San Antonio, TX | $38 |
| Jan. 21, 2024 at the Amarillo Civic Center Coliseum in Amarillo, TX | $41 |
| Feb. 1, 2024 at the Ford Wyoming Center in Casper, WY | $46 |
| Feb. 2, 2024 at The Ranch Events Complex in Loveland, CO | $56 |
| Feb. 3, 2024 at the Broadmoor World Arena in Colorado Springs, CO | $43 |
| Feb. 4, 2024 at the Rio Rancho Events Center in Rio Rancho, NM | $49 |
| Feb. 10, 2024 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, NV with Tom Segura | $76 |
| Feb. 15, 2024 at the Mechanics Bank Arena in Bakersfield, CA | $50 |
| Feb. 16, 2024 at the Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV at 7 p.m. | $110 |
| Feb. 16, 2024 at the Grand Sierra Resort in Reno, NV at 9:30 p.m. | $111 |
| Feb. 17, 2024 at the Chase Center in San Francisco, CA | $50 |
| Feb. 18, 2024 at the Adventist Health Arena in Stockton, CA | $48 |
| March 7, 2024 at the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, MI | $56 |
| March 8, 2024 at the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, ON, CA | $66 |
| March 9, 2024 at TD Place in Ottawa, ON, CA | $65 |
| March 10, 2024 at the Leons Centre in Kingston, ON, CA | $67 |
| March 14, 2024 at the Erie Insurance Arena in Erie, PA | $67 |
| March 15, 2024 at the Nutter Center in Dayton, OH | $52 |
| March 16, 2024 at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Atlantic, City, NJ | $98 |
| March 17, 2024 at the Wicomico Civic Center in Salisbury, MD | $59 |
| April 4, 2024 at the United Center in Chicago, IL | $44 |
| April 5, 2024 at the Nationwide Arena in Columbus, OH | $56 |
| April 6, 2024 at the Thompson-Boling Arena in Knoxville, TN | $42 |
| April 7, 2024 at the Atlantic Union Bank Center in Harrisonburg, VA | $47 |
| April 11, 2024 at the Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, SC | $49 |
| April 12, 2024 at the Legacy Arena at The BJCC in Birmingham, AL | $50 |
| April 13, 2024 at the F&M Bank Arena in Clarksville, TN | $66 |
| April 14, 2024 at the KFC Yum Center in Louisville, KY | $49 |
| April 25, 2024 at the Cross Insurance Arena in Portland, ME | $47 |
| April 26, 2024 at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, CT | $75 |
| April 27, 2024 at the Santander Arena in Reading, PA | $54 |
| April 28, 2024 at the Crown Coliseum in Fayetteville, NC | $47 |
| May 16, 2024 at the WinStar World Casino in Thackerville, OK | $95 |
| May 17, 2024 at the BOK Center in Tulsa, OK | $48 |
| May 18, 2024 at the Moody Center in Austin, TX | $56 |
| July 14, 2024 at the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival in Edmonton, AB, CA | $92 |
(Note: The New York Post confirmed all above prices at the publication time. All prices are in US dollars, subject to fluctuation and include additional fees at checkout.)
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The Canadian fest — which spans multiple provinces — comes to Edmonton on July 14.
As of now, Kreischer is scheduled to headline at the one-day extravaganza alongside Whitney Cummings and Steph Tolev.
If you’re hoping to get ahead of the game, you can grab tickets for the fest here right now.
Kreischer is a busy fellow. Over the past few years, he’s hosted not one, not two, but three podcasts.
The 50-year-old Florida native is the driving force behind his solo “BertCast.” Now 589 episodes deep at the time of publication, Kreischer cracks wise with big name comics like David Spade, Jo Koy, Tom Papa, Fortune Feimster, Steve O and many more.
He’s also known for his long-running show with fellow comedian Tom Segura “2 Bears, 1 Cave” where the two friends/co-hosts make each other and their guests laugh on a weekly basis. Recent guests include Neal Brennan, Whitney Cummings, Kountry Wayne, Ari Shaffir and Jim Jefferies.
Finally, “The Machine” teams up with Bill Burr on their “Bill Bert Podcast.” Although the podcast has been defunct since June 2021, you can check out their archive which has episodes featuring Doug Stanhope, George Lopez and Nate Bargatze as well as recently deceased comics Bob Saget and Gilbert Gottfried here.
Want to brush up on Kreischer’s act before seeing him live?
Here’s where you can stream all of his specials — although truth be told, they don’t come close to seeing his spontaneous, storytelling act live.
Comfortably Dumb (2009) can be partially streamed on Amazon Prime
The Machine (2016) can be streamed on Netflix
Secret Time (2018) can be streamed on Netflix
Hey Big Boy (2020) can be streamed on Netflix
Razzle Dazzle (2023) can be streamed on Netflix
Spoiler: He’s shirtless in three of the four. You have to find out which one he keeps a polo on for yourself.
Say what you will about Kreischer, the man’s life story inspires filmmakers.
Over 20 years since “Van Wilder” splashed into cineplexes all over North America, a Kreischer tale hit the big screen once again this year.
“The Machine,” released May 26, stars Kreischer alongside Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill.
You can watch the uproarious film mostly set in Russia here.
Many comedians who typically opt to wear shirts onstage will be on tour this year as well.
Here are just five of our favorite can’t-miss acts that just may be coming to a city near you in the next few months.
Need to see what else is out there? We recommend taking a look at our list of the 51 biggest comedians on tour in 2023 here.