Tax day has come and gone and of course I informed my accountant of our taxable winnings from last year.

Of course I did.

No hiding classified documents in my Corvette parked in my garage in Delaware.

However, in the unlikely event that Stitches is arrested, I ask that you protest peacefully.

“Death and destruction” are never good options.

Matinee at Fenway.

The Red Sox’s Tanner Houck has given up seven runs in 14 innings but is 2-0.

The Twins Kenta Maeda has surrendered five runs over 11 but is 0-2.

Maeda skipped his last start and works on extra rest.

Taking the Twins for $50.

Cubs win! Cubs win! Eric Hosmer homered.

Justin Steele is 3-0 after pitching six strong and the Cubs clubbed the A’s 12-2.

Oakland fireballing Mason Miller made his MLB debut, allowing two runs but the A’s bullpen got F’s, allowing 10 more.

Back-to-back W’s have lowered our debt to -17 sandbergs.