Attention, migrants: Two dogs, neither named Hunter, have now been removed from the White House grounds after biting staff as well as Secret Service officers.

With President Joe Biden showing more bite at the border, Commander and Major are coming to a crossing near you.

We dogged it last round.

We barked about, and bit on, teams that didn’t show.

Technically, and maybe mathematically, we were knocked out.

Need to show a pulse in the Division Series.

As previously stated, we have $100 on the Orioles, Astros, Dodgers and underdog Phillies moving to the League Championships.

Game 1 in Space City.

The Twins’ Bailey Ober is ready to make his postseason debut after two-hitting the Rockies for 6 ²/₃, fanning nine.

The Astros’ Justin Verlander will be making his 35th playoff start.

Verlander won his last two regular-season starts, allowing one run over those 13 innings.

Both Stitches (down -1,577 pepelepews) and the Astros need to leave the gate in good order.

Play $50 on Houston.