GUILTY!

No, not the Mets. Donald Trump.

No orange jumpsuit for the convicted Trump.

No straightjacket (yet) for the crazed Robert De Niro.

But a tailor may have to let Alvin Bragg’s dinner jacket out a stitch or two after his victory meal.

Trump and his legal team went 0-for-34.

We know the feeling all too well. But after winning 4 of our last 5 we will play two on Friday.

GUILTY!

Yes, the Astros.

The Spacemen have looked as lost as Joe Biden and maybe just as old.

But young Ronel Blanco is 5-0 and has allowed one run in his past 10 innings.

The Twinks are in Houston.

Pablo Lopez has lost three in a row, surrendering 16 runs over those 16 innings.

Play $50 on the Astros … and $100 on the Orioles.

Albert Suarez makes another spot start for Baltimore after allowing five runs in his last 29 ¹/₃.

Tampa visits Camden Yards.

Aaron Civale hasn’t won a game since April 9 and has given up 32 runs in his last 39 innings.

No bet after KC’s Brady Singer scratched.

Still down -938 williewilsons.