New York City plans to install panic buttons in bodegas.

TD Garden, home of the Boston Celtics, may want to look into this as well.

Smoke at Vatican City. No, not from the Sistine Chapel.

The smoke was coming out of the ears of chalk players after American Robert Francis Prevost was elected Pope. Prevost was, holy ravioli, 50-1!

They’re grrreat!

But the tired Tigers return to the Motor City after playing two in Colorado on Thursday.

Tarik Skubal has lived up to his lofty expectations, allowing three runs in his past 30 innings.

The Rangers’ Patrick Corbin went 33-70 for the Nats the past five years but is 2-1 this year.

Play $50 on the Rangers.

We didn’t have the Pope but we did have Jesus.

Philly’s Jesus Luzardo gave up two runs but Tampa built a 5-1 lead.

Philly scored three in the eighth inning, tied it in the ninth and won it 7-6 in 11.

Then the Braves came back to beat the Reds 5-4 in 11 innings.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Down -128 mccarvers.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.