Trade deadline approaching soon.

Appears that both Hunter Biden and Donald Trump will be “cellers.”

You gotta be in it to win it.

Mega Millions jackpot is $910 million.

Playing that and two games Friday.

The Marlins have been floundering, and the Tigers invade Miami.

Detroit’s rookie Reese Olson has allowed seven runs in 10 innings.

The Marlins’ Braxton Garrett has been just as generous, giving up 10 runs over 7 ²/₃.

Tigers may be just what the Fish need. $100 on the Marlins … and $50 on Philly.

Zack Wheeler throws at Pittsburgh.

“Wheels” limited the Guardians to one run over seven strong in his last start.

The Pirates’ Mitch “Stitch Killer” Keller has allowed 14 runs in his last 11 innings.

Cubs win! Cubs win!

Scored three in the first and decked the Cards, 10-3.

Justin Steele allowed one run over six.

Victory returns us to -1,015 sammysosas.