The View ended the week with an NSFW conversation about sending nudes, with Joy Behar hilariously declaring that women don’t want to receive a photo of a “flying Mr. Happy” from their male partner.

The off-the-rails Hot Topic segment was inspired by actress Catherine Zeta-Jones, who recently revealed that she gifted her husband Michael Douglas a nude photo of herself for his birthday.

While Sara Haines said she’s more of a “lights off kind of girl,” Alyssa Farah Griffin explained the two most important rules in sending naked photos of yourself.

“Never do them digitally so it has to be a Polaroid that you only give to your partner because everything lives online forever,” she began. “The second is, men want to receive them from their female partner, females do not want to receive them from their male partner. That’s just a fact.”

Behar agreed with Griffin, telling the co-hosts, “That is true. Men have this idea that a flying Mr. Happy is something we want to see. It’s like detached from the body and everything — just out there!”

Meanwhile, Ana Navarro suggested skipping over the dirty photos and getting right to business. “I think men are so simple, right? It’s so easy to make them happy. Really all you have to do is give them sex,” she said. “You don’t have to give them a picture.”

Behar, for her part, shared her one condition for sending a nude photo of herself.

“I would send a nude picture of myself but it would have to be from a drone,” she said, before joking, “I would take an x-ray picture and I have to wear a coat, OK?”

The comedian’s sudden modesty prompted Navarro to remind her that she met her husband at a “semi-nudist colony” for singles. However, Behar begrudgingly explained that it was “semi-nudist” because her husband was naked, while she was fully clothed.

“For a man to see me naked, I have to be in his will,” she quipped.

The View airs on weekdays at 11/10c on ABC.