Netflix’s The Hunting Wives could have just as easily been called the “Humping Wives.” From the jump, the new murder mystery series leans hard into the horny.

**Spoilers for The Hunting Wives, now streaming on Netflix**

When buttoned-up Boston gal Sophie (Brittany Snow) first meets Margo (Malin Akerman) at an NRA party, the native Texan immediately takes off her gown to show off her incredibly toned, almost completely nude body. By the end of the premiere, Margo is using a shotgun tutorial to flirt with Sophie, and by the end of the series, the two married women are in the throes of a hard core love affair.

Based on the book by May Cobb, The Hunting Wives is an insane blend of Southern satire, murder mystery, and hardcore sex scenes. Although she’s married to oil tycoon Jed (Dermot Mulroney), Margo still makes time to have steamy love affairs with everyone from besties Sophie and Callie (Jaime Ray Newman) to a pal’s teenaged son, Brad (George Ferrier). The woman is seemingly allergic to monogamy and shirts. (I mean, Malin Akerman is topless a lot in this show.)

As if that’s not wild enough, the internet melted down this week when one late season sex scene hit social media. The shocking sex scene reveals that Callie is very much in charge in the bedroom. She is seen pegging her sheriff husband Jonny (Branton Box) as if it’s no big deal.

Need to know more about Netflix’s steamiest show in ages? Don’t really care about the plot of The Hunting Wives? Just want to get down to the dirty bits? Here are the nine naughtiest, steamiest, sexiest, nakedest moments in The Hunting Wives Season 1…

1. The Hunting Wives wastes no time letting us know that, yes, it will be a sexy show and, yes, Malin Akerman will be topless as much as she possibly can be. 

   Only a few minutes into The Hunting Wives Episode 1, Sophie walks in on Margo in the bathroom. Margo asks if Sophie has a pad, but the Boston transplant only has tampons on her. Margo then decides she can’t use that, so she takes off her dress and puts toilet paper in her black lace panties like that’s a normal thing women do in front of one another when they’ve just met. (Okay, what’s even weirder about this scene is we later learn this is MARGO’S HOUSE and BATHROOM. Lady, why were you snooping around for sanitary products like it’s not your job to keep stocked up?) 

   Anyway! It’s clear that Margo is engaging in a bit of the old fashioned foreplay. She’s not just signaling to Sophie that she’s DTF, but to us, the audience, that we better get ready for all sorts of horniness. 

2. If you have a pulse and live in the fictional town of Maple Brook, Texas, there’s a strong chance that Margo will sleep with you. At least, that’s the vibe I got when Margo arrives at her pal Callie’s house and immediately begins making out with her. Sure, Margo also needs to end their play time, but what matters is that these conservative NRA wives have no problem with a bit of lesbian lovemaking.

3. Aw, that’s nice of Margo. When the Queen Bee of Maple Brook isn’t seducing every other person she sees, she still makes time to sleep with her own husband, oil magnate Jed Banks. This scene is sexy mostly because we get to see Jed’s hand on Margo’s butt. It’s also sexy because it shows off Margo’s sheer never-ending level of horniness. Like, this woman is never not horny, is she? Oh, what a way to live! 

4. Sure, we’ve known since the first episode of The Hunting Wives that one of Margo’s many lovers is her friend’s teenaged son. However, this is the moment were Sophie gets clued into the secret. It’s an important scene not only because it had been too long since we’d seen Malin Akerman’s breasts, but also because it continues to awaken Sophie’s sapphic desire for her new friend. 

5. Apparently, Sophie really liked what she saw! The Hunting Wives Episode 3 opens with Sophie and Graham going at it with some real vigor. Legs are akimbo, moans are heard. Even Graham is, like, huh, Sophie’s actually enjoying sex for once. What’s up? The memory of watching a hot teen go down on Margo is what’s up. Sophie might have been spreading her legs for her husband, but her mind was on Margo’s ta-tas the whole time! 

6. The gals finally get it on! It only took half a season of stripping, flirting, and peeping, but Margo and Sophie finally have sex. Zippers are undone, bikinis are pulled off, and orgasms are had by all. (This literally the tamest moment in the whole darn scene!)

7. Look, you can’t say you didn’t see this coming. Oh, you didn’t? You didn’t pick up the foreshadowing earlier in the season that Callie doms her big, strong, macho, racist, cop husband? What did you think the subtext of him dropping his pants so she could inject his steroids into his butt cheeks in his office was? It was setting up PEGGING! The needle was phallic, duh! 

8. If you thought some murders could put a damper on Margo’s intense longing to screw everyone she knows, you would be wrong! Even after Sophie is accused of murder, Margo wants to eat her out. It’s actually Sophie who asks to hit pause because she’s kind of going through a lot, but not before Margo makes her moan. 

9. It doesn’t matter how crazy The Hunting Wives gets, Margo will still find time to get naked. This time, Sophie joins her. The first season of The Hunting Wives climaxes – heh – with the two enjoying rigorous, enthusiastic sex in the middle of the finale. Passion knows no limits. This show has no logic. God bless you, The Hunting Wives, and god bless Texas.