It’s the most Goop-iful time of the year.
Ahead of the holiday season, Gwyneth Paltrow and co. have dropped their annual array of gift guides, notorious for pushing wildly over-the-top present picks like five-figure sex chairs and $75 sacks of free-range manure.
And this year’s roundup is as “ridiculous but awesome” as ever, with standouts ranging from a $15,000 vibrator crafted from 24-karat gold to a Louis Vuitton baby wardrobe worth a staggering $73,000 (not including the actual clothes).
The guides span 10 categories — including gifts for lovers, kids, men, hosts and more — and for those not champing at the bit to drop $3,475 on an Hermès rocking horse, there’s even an under-$100 guide featuring items like organic thongs and black truffle popcorn.
Below, browse the most outlandish offerings from Goop’s festive assortment of fancier-than-ever gifts.
Gives “Midas touch” a whole new meaning.
Because popping bottles is so passé.
Clothing and shoes sold separately.
This cheese will cost you a lot of cheddar.
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For that price, you might as well just book a round-trip flight to Paris.
For the truly pampered pooch.
Snailed it.
10/10 would bang.
Wheel-y expensive.
Why keep your tennis balls in their original can when you can spend an extra $350 on this?