Not a moment to waste.

The American League Championship Series between the Rangers and Astros begins Sunday.

The NLCS between the Phillies and Diamondbacks starts Monday.

Considering our sorry situation, the proactive Stitches will attempt to trim our debt and play a little college football.

The No. 1 Georgia Bulldogs are 6-0 after Kentucky frying the Wildcats, 51-13.

Georgia has the best offense, defense and special teams, but has also received the most speeding tickets of any school.

Stitches’ biggest booster, Don Reed, says the only way to beat Georgia is to “have all of their home games played at the Indy 500.

One way the [Dawgs] lose to Vanderbilt.

That’s if one of the players drive the team bus to the stadium and they get stopped for questioning.”

That said, we will play $50 on Georgia (-10,000), as well as Florida State (-1,100) over Syracuse and Alabama (-1,400) over Arkansas.

Yep, we are playing with fire.

Down -1,855 bearbryants.