Happy Halloween to that foul ball-grabbing fool at Yankee Stadium.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I know three friends who will be trick-or-treating while dangling their kid from a baseball glove.

Speaking of ball grabbing, a streetwalker offered a Post reporter “40 minutes of chica-chica” for a fee of $100.

Tricks & treats in Jackson Heights.

Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe, a Trump supporter, called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage.”

President Biden called all Trump supporters “garbage” but no one talks about the garbage dump at MetLife Stadium, the home of the Jets and Giants.

Need a pick?

The Jets (-1.5) over the Texans.

No wager. I wouldn’t bet them with your money.

Now excuse me. Time to take out the garbage.

It’s over.

The Dodgers are champions.

Yanks built a 5-0 lead.

L.A. tied it, then won it, 7-6, with the help of three errors, a balk, and some catcher interference.

We had L.A. winning the series but fell short in our quest to finish in the black.

Final total: -205 reggiebars.

Goodbyes and closing credits tomorrow.