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Not even the Mets’ cataclysmic freefall can shake the childishness out of their craniums. Or is it crania? They still perform, regardless of game circumstances, hand-jive skits toward their dugout upon producing the remarkable, such as reaching first base. 

That they look ridiculous, unprofessional and adolescent is irrelevant to them. 

Tuesday in Philly, with the Mets down 9-2 and about to lose their fourth straight, there were two out in the ninth when Francisco Alvarez doubled — then performed, ugh, the team on-base skit from second base.