“Mother Teresa could not beat these charges.” — Donald Trump, who has made more courtside appearances this year than Spike Lee.

Whaddayouthink?

“Hi Teresa. About that hush money. You can make the check out to Stormy Daniels.” I think she walks. …

Speaking of hush money. Who is paying Robert Kennedy Jr.?

His campaign has been quieter than an afternoon at Citi Field.

The Royals visit the Twin Cities.

KC’s Brady Singer has allowed two runs in his last 11 innings.

The Twins’ Chris Paddack has allowed four runs in his last 13.

Play $50 on the Royals.

Curb your enthusiasm. We failed to.

Encouraged by our three-game winning streak we had the audacity to play two on Wednesday.

Cashed our first bet.

Corbin Burnes allowed three hits, Gunnar Henderson hit a grand salami and the Orioles bloodied the Red Sox 6-1.

But with Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage month coming to a close, we bet on Shota Imanaga who promptly gave up seven runs to the Brewers who clubbed the Cubs 10-6.

Down -938 hidekimatsuis.