Gentlemen, start your engines!

It took me three minutes to drive for bagels on Sunday morning.

It took Tom Lundqvist about 15 seconds to crash his car and knock out a couple of other drivers at the Indy 500. Here, have a seat Tom. Plain or pumpernickel?

Speaking of fiery crashes, if and when Mets closer Edwin Diaz enters another game, he will no longer be greeted with blaring trumpets. Instead, Citi Field will play the theme from “Titanic.”

Memorial Day in Minnesota.

The Twins host the surprisingly good Royals.

K.C.’s Alec Marsh has lost once in eight starts. Beat the Tigers after giving up three runs in six innings, then leaving with a lead in his last start.

Joe Ryan throws for the home team. Ryan is 3-3 after shutting out the Nats, scattering three hits over seven strong.

Play $50 on the Twins.

Crash & burn? Lundqvist has nothing on us.

But we finally won a game!

The Mariners were up, 4-0, then down, 5-4, before zapping the Gnats, 9-5.

Down -1,071 ajfoyts.