The Royals visit the Marlins, and I haven’t been this excited since Jimmy Fallon giggled for an hour on “The Kelly Clarkson Show.” 

Kansas City’s Michael Wacha tossed a two-hitter at the Mets on 7/11 (Slurpee Day) but still came away with a no-decision. In fact, Wacha has won once since May 13 — going 1-5 during the span. 

Miami’s Cal Quantrill has belched up 17 runs in his past 23 ¹/₃ innings and hasn’t won a game since May 18, going 0-4 in that span. The Royal Fam will turn into sellers if they don’t turn up the intensity. 

Play $50 on the Royals. 

Stephen Colbert is done. Apparently so is Justin Verlander.

JV is 0-8 after allowing four runs on nine hits over just 2 ²/₃ innings. Chris Bassitt gave up 10 hits but worked out of trouble for 6 ¹/₃ and the Blue Jays pooped on the Gi-Aints 4-0. Down -195 jackclarks.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.