Get your Kamala Coladas ready! It’s Democratic National Convention week.

Things to look for as you booze the blender. Nancy “backstabber” Pelosi will give a heartfelt “thank you, Joe” speech as George Clooney nods and claps.

We will see more shots of Barack and Michelle Obama than the Eiffel Tower during the Olympics. Fox News will call it a clown show. And Rachel Maddow will have to help President Biden back after he wanders into the MSNBC studio.

The Royals’ Seth Lugo has wandered off as well. Has 13 wins but enters off a pair of rough starts. The Angels are in K.C. Carson Fulmer has appeared in 30 games but the win column still reads 0. Play $50 on the Royals.

Rained all morning. Rained all night. Unfortunately the skies cleared in the afternoon. The Mets took a 2-1 lead into the seventh inning but lost to the Marlins, 3-2. Brandon Nimmo left the game with shoulder discomfort. We did too. Down -654 kranepools.