Cold-gate debate update.

President Biden told George Stephanopoulos that he did indeed have a “bad cold” on debate night. Sincere? Malarkey?

Not sure, but this just in … Mike Tyson said he had a “bad cold” the night he lost to Buster Douglas.

Scott Norwood had a “bad cold” when he went wide right and Bill Buckner had “bad cold” when he let that roller dribble through his legs.

“Stitches for President!

Just now feeling better.

Bruised my sides with laughter reading your column.

You & Mushnick make buying the Post here on Cape Cod my 2nd most enjoyable time of day.

Tee time #1. Thanks.

Tell your boss to give you a raise.

Use this space as proof of customer satisfaction.” — Don Brassil

Thanks, Don. Or maybe they can just pay off my gambling debt.

Rockies vs. Reds.

Colorado’s Ryan Feltner has one win from 17 starts.

Cincy’s Andrew Abbott has won three in a row.

Play the Reds for $50 (-165, BetMGM).

They’re Grrreat!

Tarik Skubal struck out 13, Zach McKinstry homered and the Tigers bloodied the Reds, 5-1.

Three straight wins.

Down -913 dennymclains.