Disney is opening a “Villains Land” at Magic Kingdom.

A press release stated: “This land will be home to villains you know and loathe, past and present.”

All of your favorites will be on hand. Captain Hook, Jafar, Jose Altuve, Barry Bonds, the Joker, Darth Vader, A-Rod, Tom Brady, Stinky Pete, Meghan Markle, Draymond Green, George Santos, Kingpin, Bill Belichick, John Rocker, Don King, Jesse Winker, Livia Soprano, Clubber Lang and Ivan Drago.

For $5 extra, you can enjoy a meet and greet with Hunter Biden and for an additional $25 you can ice skate with Tonya Harding.

The Rockies visit the Nats and I haven’t been this fired up since Disney released “Hannah Montana, the Movie.”

Colorado’s Austin Gomber vs. the National’s DJ Herz.

It doesn’t get any better.

Play $50 on the Rockies.

Salvador Perez knocked in three runs, Seth Lugo (two runs, seven innings) picked up his 14th win and the Royals grounded the Angels, 5-3.

Winner.

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