Max Scherzer was given a 10-game ban for carelessly firing fastballs at the Dodgers with the help of a sticky substance.

Mad Max was set to appeal but decided to accept the ban because everyone knows you can’t get away with carelessly firing.

Right, Alec Baldwin?

The sticky situation has renewed the Astros’ interest in obtaining Scherzer.

It’s official: We are off to a rough start.

So are the Rockies.

The Balboas are in Cleveland, and Colorado’s Austin Gomber has lost all four of his starts, allowing 22 runs over 16 innings.

The Guardians’ Cal Quantrill is 1-1 after four outings; the loss was in his only home game against Seattle. Backing the road ’dog Rockies for $50.

Backed Corbin Burnes and the Crew and got burned and bruised. Masataka Yoshida hit two homers and had six RBIs as the Red Sox mauled Milwaukee, 12-5. Down -316 molitors.