Funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you?

“Stop trying to be funny. You and Greg Gutfeld are a pair of unfunny doofs.” — Thomas Lyons

Thanks for reading, and I assume watching, but flattery will get you nowhere Tom.

Speaking of unfunny doofs, Pope Francis welcomed 100 comedians from 15 countries to the Vatican.

The U.S. sent its B-team. Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien and Chris Rock (What, no Will Smith?).

When O’Brien was asked if the Pope offered any words of wisdom he said, “He spoke in Italian, so I’m not quite sure what he said.”

Here’s what he said: “Chi ha invitato questo ragazzo?” Translation: “Who invited this guy?”

The Reds’ Nick Lodolo has won four in a row.

The Pirates’ Bailey Falter has lost two straight, allowing eight runs in those eight innings.

Play $50 on the Reds (-125, BetMGM).

Think the Pope got a kick out of us betting against the Phils?

Needed a little divine intervention.

Didn’t get it.

Philly had 18 hits, two were Kyle Schwarber homers, and they pounded the Padres, 9-2.

Down -726 chappelles.