“Hey Stitches, I know who I am, do you know who you are? Wanted to let you know that The Who is having their final tour at the Garden in August.

“You gotta get us out of the red for that $1,700 ticket!” — Kenneth Pragl

You better, you better, you bet that Baba O’Stitches won’t get fooled again, Ken.

An 80-game ban for PEDs! This song was playing all day in Philly.

“Alvarado … why don’t you come to your senses.”

Still more music news: President Donald Trump called Bruce Springsteen a “dried out prune.” No info yet on when the “Grown in the USA” tour kicks off.

The Pitts. The Pirates were not projected to be this bad.

The Reds visit. Nick Martinez shut out the Blight Sox, but is 0-2 on the road.

Pittsburgh’s Bailey Falter has given up one run in his past 20 innings at home.

Play $50 on the Pirates (+115, Caesars Sportsbook).

It ain’t over until it’s over. Right, Ober? Bailey Ober and the Twins were up, 2-1, when the rain came.

The game will be picked up Tuesday.

Down -137 entwistles.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.