You know, other than President Joe Biden calling Kamala Harris “Vice President Trump” and Volodymyr Zelensky “President Putin,” I thought Joe HindenBiden had a pretty strong week.

Hey, Dr. Lil, what’s for dinner tonight?

The Marlins are at Cincinnati, and I haven’t been this fired up since I found out Pat Sajak is returning to host “Celebrity Wheel of Fortune.”

Miami’s Edward Cabrera will not be going to the All-Star Game after allowing 18 runs in his last 19 innings.

The Reds’ Andrew Abbott has won four in a row, giving up five runs in his last 24 innings.

We cashed when Abbott beat the Rockies in his last start.

We will take the Reds and Putin — sorry, Abbott — for $50.

The Dead Birds didn’t show up.

Kyle Hendricks pitched seven shutout innings for the first time in forever and the Cubs shuffled the Cards, 5-1.

Down -954 enosslaughters.