When the going gets tough, the tough want to be traded to a winner.

Justin Verlander is heading back to Space City, but that wasn’t the only big move made at the deadline.

The Fish hooked Josh Bell.

Tommy Pham is a Snake.

President Biden traded Hunter for a box of Wiffle balls and a player to be named later, then traded the steps to Air Force One for an escalator.

And Bud Light tried to move Dylan Mulvaney but there were no takers.

It’s August, and the Yankees are in last place while the Reds are in first.

The Cubs were only five games back entering Tuesday, and can narrow the gap.

Cincinnati visits Wrigleyville and Reds rookie Brandon Williamson has won two in a row, allowing three runs over 11 ²/₃.

Chicago’s Drew Smyly beat the rival Cards, tossing a two-hitter over 4 ¹/₃.

We will play $50 on the Cubbies (-129, BetRivers).

Yanks stank.

Rays won 5-2, but it wasn’t that close.

Bombers scored twice in garbage time to quell the boos from the patient few who stayed.

Down -1,026 nickswishers.