Slow ride. Take it easy …

Seems customers in robotaxis are having sex while they travel in the back of the driverless vehicles.

“I mean there is no one to tell you can’t do that,” said one satisfied patron.

When told, Hillary Clinton couldn’t stop laughing and said, “I can’t believe this,” but her husband Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Bill suddenly needs a lift.

Think positive.

If you believe the Yankees are still in the wild-card race then you also believe the Red Sox are in it as well.

Boston plays in D.C. on Wednesday, and they will see the Nats’ MacKenzie Gore.

The Phillies gored Mack for six runs in his last start.

The Bosox’s James Paxton, a former Yankee, shut out the Royals for 5¹/₃ innings.

Play $50 on the Red Sox (-154, Caesars).

You’re not the only one who needs a lift, Bill.

Sure the Cubs are better than the White Sox.

But Luis Robert’s homer broke a 3-3 tie and the White Sox drubbed the Cubs 5-3.

Down -1,120 lewinskys.