Waiter!

What are the specials today because I’m not seeing anything I like on this menu.

Threatened with a pitch clock violation and a 15-yard penalty for delay of game/edition, we will settle for the fried frogs legs and the Tampa Bay Rays.

Shane Baz has been sharp, allowing just two runs over his past 11 innings.

The Rays visit the Cubs.

Matthew “boy oh” Boyd has given up 14 runs in his past 23 ²/₃ innings.

His loss to the Nationals on Sept. 6 was his first in 13 starts at Wrigley this season.

Play $50 on Baz and the Rays.

Good game.

For Stitches and the Pirates, not good enough.

Johan Oviedo and Cade Povich left the game tied at 2-2.

But Colin Holderman couldn’t hold ’em, man, and the Orioles beat the Bucs 3-2.

Leave it to Dylan Beavers to drive in the winning run.

Loss has us at -884 sanguillens.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.