Fastest pitch so far this year?

No, not Mayor Adams’ pitch to the White House for more migrant crisis money. It’s the Twins’ Jhoan Duran.

The radar gun clocked his fastball at 104.3 mph!

Only the Mets’ Daniel Vogelbach has gotten to a plate faster. 

Staying in Detroit. The Rangers won for us there on Memorial Day.

Martin Perez throws for Texas on Tuesday. Perez has won two in a row and hasn’t lost a game since April 8.

The Tigers counter with Alex Faedo.

The sophomore picked up just his second win from 16 career starts by beating the White Sox.

Don’t break my heart, Faedo.

We are taking the Rangers again for $50. 

Hot Dog! Frankly, the Tigers never had a chance.

Nathan Eovaldi pitched five shutout innings, Corey Seager hit a three-run homer, and the Rangers blanked the Tigers 5-0.

Win takes us to -834 oscarmeyers.