Taylor Swift or Beyonce? Biden or Trump? McDonald’s or Burger King? 

Beatles or Stones? Gutfeld or Colbert? Columbus Day or Indigenous Peoples’ Day? 

The Who or Zeppelin? Scrambled or fried? Poker or roulette? 

Starbucks or Dunkin’? Summer or winter? A-Rod or Jeter? 

Bud Light or Sam Adams? Stitches or any — I repeat, any — other handicapper?

How did these two teams make it to the World Series!? 

By playing better than the teams they eliminated? WRONG! 

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They made it because I bet against them! 

Arizona’s Zac Gallen has made four postseason starts and is 2-2, 5.24 ERA. 

Texas’ Nathan Eovaldi is 4-0, 2.42 ERA. 

Looking to recover a chunk of our heavy losses, we will bet $100 on the Rangers in Game 1 and $200 on Texas (-170) to win the series.

It feels like we haven’t won a game in a month. 

Won 50 bucks when Buffalo topped Tampa Bay, 24-18. 

Figured we didn’t have a prayer, but the Bucs’ Hail Mary failed. 

We begin the World Series down -2,369 ojsimpsons.

The Rangers will win Game 1 Friday night over the visiting Diamondbacks and will capture the World Series title, Stitches predicts.{ai:summary}<p>In a high-stakes bet, the narrator reveals their losses and decides to bet $100 on the Rangers in Game 1 and $200 on Texas to win the series. They mention their previous win on Buffalo topping Tampa Bay but are overall down -2,369 ojsimpsons. #sports</p>

Rangers vs. Diamondbacks prediction: Texas will win Game 1 and World Series

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