“I’m an old school, down in the boiler room bookie. Hey, I know how impossible it is. Especially today with the way they strangle us with warped baseball lines. So I appreciate that you (unlike these other characters) have the “gullions” to show your up/down tally.”

— Dave Kane

Thank you, Dave. We’ve been kicked in the gullions more than a few times this season.

So have the defending champion Texas Rangers.

And so has Nathan Eovaldi.

He went 12-5 last year but has been inconsistent at best.

We saw Nathan’s best in his last start (two runs, four hits in a win over the Royals).

The Rangers are in Milwaukee.

The Brewers’ Colin Rea gave up five runs in 5 ¹/₃ innings to the Padres in his latest.

Play $50 on the Rangers.

Pass the Tylenol.

Seems we got kicked in the nutellas again.

Yandy Diaz hit a leadoff homer off Luis Castillo and the rout was on.

The Rays marinated Seattle, 11-3.

Down -841 richiesexsons.