Only bet first place/last place Stitches college football picks when they are NOT Best Bets.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson wants to create “ICE FREE” zones.

The Chicago Blackhawks home opener is this Saturday.

Road trip.

Students from Chicago’s Our Lady of Mount Carmel met with Pope Leo at Vatican City this week.

Reports suggest all went well, but the mood changed when one kid asked, “What the hell is with your White Sox?!”

On Thursday, we will play $50 on the Phillies.

Never corner a cat.

The Tigers, who only seem to play well when they’re backed into a corner, used another of their nine lives and came back from a 3-0 hole to defeat the Mariners 9-3.

Riley Greene, Javier Báez and Gleyber Torres homered.

The fifth and deciding game is in Seattle on Friday.

The much-needed win has us at -279 jobachamberlains.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.