Disney turned 100 on Monday.

President Joe Biden, there from the beginning, offered his congratulations and Mitch McConnell, feeling the spirit of the occasion, has offered to make a cameo appearance in Frozen 3.

House Speaker update. If Rep. Jim Jordan can’t garner enough votes, the Democratic Party will nominate two can’t-miss candidates: Taylor Swift and Dylan Mulvaney.

If Phillie Phanatics voted for House Speaker, Aaron Nola would get more yeas than nays.

Nola is 2-0 this postseason, allowing a total of two runs over 12 ²/₃ innings to the Fish and Bravos.

His Game 2 opponent is Merrill Kelly.

The Chris Elliott look-alike left the Dodgers up Schitt’s Creek, scattering three hits over 6 ¹/₃ in his postseason debut.

Good matchup.

Play $100 on Nola and the Phillies.

Phenomenal!

The Phillies built a 5-0 when Bryce Harper, Kyle Schwarber and Nick Castellanos took Zac Gallen deep and held off the D’backs, 5-3.

Zack Wheeler pitched six strong to get the W.

We won as well.

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