Congratulations … to Shohei Ohtani whose six homers and 12 RBIs won him player of the week honors.

To Luis Arraez who is batting .400 on the year.

To Max Park who solved Rubik’s Cube in a world record 3.13 seconds.

To Dev Shah who correctly spelled “psammophile” to win the National Spelling Bee.

To Modelo who replaced Bud Light as the top-selling beer after half of Mexico crossed the border.

And to 111-year-old Lenny the Lobster who for the second time was released back into the Atlantic Ocean.

The first was back in 1927 when young Joe Biden caught Lenny and threw him back. Well played, Joe.

Stitches, no psammophile, took all winter to complete one side of the Cube and had lobster with a Mexican beer for Father’s Day dinner, will look to Aaron Nola and the Phillies to beat the visiting Bravos.

$50 on Philly.

Winner! Jordan Montgomery allowed one run over seven strong, Dylan Carlson hit a pair of homers and the Cards zapped the Nats 9-3.

Down -957 curtfloods.