More bad news for the Mets. Ryan Seacrest has signed with “Wheel of Fortune.”

Steve Cohen’s pricey team has cost him millions.

Even Dylan “TikTok stock tanker” Mulvaney is shocked.

Bud Light flushed Mulvaney’s ad.

Now Cohen will speak live from Flushing on Wednesday.

“I will be doing a press conference before the game. You will get it from me straight.”

Heads may roll, but Stitches’ Mets correspondent, Don Reed, believes the presser is to release the date of the “Co-Pons” bobblehead giveaway.

The doubleheader has the melons of both Cohen and Wilpon.

A must have for Mets fans of all ages.

Padres-Pirates.

Blake Snell won for us last out.

He has pitched back-to-back six-inning shutouts and has allowed two runs in his past 36 innings.

The Bucs counter with Mitch “Stitch Killer” Keller.

Play $50 on the Padres.

A win!

No, not the Mets. Stitches!

Andrew Abbott allowed two hits, TJ Friedl and Matt McLain homered and the Reds edged the O’s 3-1.

Down -1,087 patsajaks.