A little multiple choice.

Donald Trump: “It’s OK. He’ll be gone in six months!”

Was he referring to President Joe Biden? Marlins manager Skip Schumaker? Stitches?

Or all of the above.

The Orioles are at Fenway.

Grayson Rodriguez throws for Baltimore.

Two starts, two wins for Gray-Rod. He’s allowed three runs over 12 ¹/₃ total innings and has 16 K’s.

The Red Sox counter with Garrett Whitlock, whose numbers stack up well.

Whitlock has given up just one run over 9 ¹/₃ and has a dozen strikeouts.

Play $50 on the visiting O’s.

If I had a Twinkie for every time Minnesota burned us. Twins 3, Dodgers 2.

Edouard Julien Potatoes hit not one but two homers.

Shohei Ohtani tried to score from first base on a ball hit into the corner and was initially called safe.

The home-plate umpire may have been experiencing some residual effects from the eclipse.

Not sure who Ohtani’s interpreter bet on, but we had the Dodgers.

Loss has us at -147 lasordas.