“Bottle of white. Bottle of red. Perhaps I should have played something else instead.”

A couple of months ago, a subway musician was playing his cello when a woman threw a metal water bottle at him.

A couple of days ago, dozens of musicians competed for placement in the MTA’s music program. If selected, they will be performing in subway stations across the city.

Congratulations to all the losers. “Bottle of red. Bottle of white. Hope your aim is not so good tonight.”

Corbin Burnes’ aim has been spot-on.

The Orioles’ ace comes off back-to-back wins, allowing one run on seven hits over those 14 innings.

The Rays’ Ryan Pepiot hasn’t lost since April 13.

But Pepiot has given up 11 runs in his past 17 innings.

Another $50 on the Orioles (-142, DraftKings).

A Baltimore bounce-back.

Lost with the Cards, but the Orioles ripped the Rays 9-2.

Anthony Santander hit a solo homer. Adley Rutschman hit a grand salami.

Grayson Rodriguez pitched 5 ²/₃ to get the W.

The win has us at -591 billyjoels.