The generous endless shrimp promotion has forced Red Lobster to file for bankruptcy, but this crustaceous cheapskate is not done yet.

I may not be wearing a white towel in a hotel hallway, but Puff Stitchy Diddy is “disgusted and I take full responsibility” for the way this season has gone so far.

As good as the Yankees have been, the Orioles are just two games back in the AL East.

Baltimore visits St. Louis.

The Cards’ Lance Lynn has allowed four runs in each of his last three games covering 14 ²/₃ innings.

The O’s Kyle Bradish has made three starts. No decisions yet, but Kyle has given up only four runs in 13 ²/₃ innings.

We’re bullish on Bradish.

Play $50 on the Orioles (-148, BetRivers).

We took the high-flying Astros and naturally they crashed back to earth. And they spotted Framber Valdez a 6-1 lead!

Valdez channeled his inner Edwin Diaz and the Angels came back and won, 9-7.

Pretty, pretty, ugly.

Down -836 cesarcedenos.