


Washington’s Jonathan Allen after losing to the Giants on Sunday: “I’m tired of this s—. It’s been seven years of the same f—ing s—. I’m tired of it.”
Look Jonathan, I’m tired of it too. But let me correct you. Stitches has been at this for six years.
Well we were hoping not to write this, but a quick glance at the TV screen shows that yes, Virginia, there will be a Game 7 in the NLCS.
The starting pitchers? Arizona has listed Brandon Pfaadt who phrustrated the Phillies in Game 3. Pfaadt tossed a two-hitter over 5 ²/₃ innings while phanning nine.
The Snakes won that game, 2-1, but Ranger Suarez — who may get the ball for Game 7 — blanked the D’backs for 5 ¹/₃, allowing three hits, striking out seven.
Trying to reclaim the cash we lost in Game 6, we will play $200 on Philly (-165, BetMGM).
No! No! Nola! Aaron gave up four runs, including homers to Tommy Pham and Lourdes Gurriel, and the Snakes forced a Game 7 by phlipping the Phillies 5-1 … things got worse.
The DisAstros had two chances to close out the Rangers and lost by a combined score of 20-6.
Oh, the humanity.
Down -1,810 hindenburgs.