President Trump is federalizing the D.C. Police Dept. to clean up crime in the Nation’s Capital and it is not sitting well with Democrats.

Jimmy Kimmel has gone so far as to apply for dual citizenship in Italy so he can escape Trump’s policies.

A guitar Eddie Van Halen played back in 1982 may fetch $2 million to $3 million at auction.

The way our season has developed, we will settle for the $25 suntan lotion which may or may not have been used by Beach Boy Brian Wilson.

This just in…With crime on the rise in Rome, Italian officials have asked Trump to help clean up the mess.

No play on Tuesday (read below), so we will double down.

K.C.’s Seth Lugo throws at home against the Nats. $100 on the Royals.

And Merrill Kelly will face the D’backs, his former team, for the first time.

Play $50 on the Rangers.

The Cubs’ Ben Brown didn’t start. Our bet, canceled.

Still down -724 durochers.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.